What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

What are some downsides to living in Newfoundland and Labrador (besides the weather)?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Do you anal play alone?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?

You Only Live Twice

Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How exactly do things get smuggled into prison? Does the sender hide it inside something else very well? Does someone put it in their butt? Do the prisoners make deals with the officers?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

A View to a Kill

What's the most sordid activity you've ever seen or heard about at a bachelorette party?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How do I stop having work crushes because I only keep getting disappointed almost every day as I keep seeing they don’t like me back and won’t ever ask me out?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!